( SpongeBob giggling )
( laughter )
Oh, I've got you now, Gary.
( meows )
Tag, you're it!
( laughing )
Gary will never find me here!
Uh-oh.
( meows )
Tag! Now I'm it!
( laughing )
Hi, SpongeBob.
What are you doing?
Gary and I are playing tag.
You want to join us?
Oh, boy, would I?!
Okay...
Tag... you're it!
I'm it! I'm it!
( meows )
Tag, you're it!
I win! I win!
( purring )
What's with Gary?
He sounds like a motorboat.
( laughing )
That's just a snail's way of saying he likes you.
( laughing )
Tickles!
( laughing )
( both laughing )
( still laughing )
Well, I guess it's time
for me and the Gar Bear to get going.
Come on, Gary.
( pop )
Boy, I can't wait to hit the hay.
How about you, Gary? Gary?
Gary?
♪ Brush, brush, brush ♪
♪ Brush, brush, brush... ♪
Hey, Patrick, have you seen Gary?
♪ Brush, brush, brush ♪
♪ Brushing everywhere... ♪
( spits )
Nope. Oh, hey, here he is.
( purring )
( meows )
Come on, Gary.
We've got to let Patrick go to sleep.
I don't mind, SpongeBob.
In fact, why don't you let Gary sleep over at my house tonight?
Hey, that's a great idea.
A sleepover, oh, boy!
Oh, this is going to be great, Gary.
We can stay up till dawn and watch scary movies
and eat popcorn and play board games...
Blah, blah, blah...
Gee, this is great.
My two best friends in the whole sea having a sleepover.
And then we'll make a house of cards
and then we'll read some comic books...
Okay, you guys have a good time.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
( crickets chirping )
( foghorn blowing )
I'm awake!
PATRICK: Hey, SpongeBob!
Hey, guys, how was the sleepover?
Great, SpongeBob.
Watch this!
No matter where I go, Gary follows.
( pop )
( laughing )
( meows )
( laughing )
( meows )
See?
Come on, Gary!
Try and catch...
me!
( laughing )
Isn't this great, Gary?
Me running around and you chasing me.
You're not chasing me.
Come on, Gary.
Let's go play a different game.
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
Look out, I'm right in front of... you.
What's wrong with me?
( sniffs )
Do I offend?
( purring ) ( laughing )
Hey, Gary!
Gary, look!
It's your favorite ball!
( purring ) ( laughing )
Hey, Gary!
Look...
Snail-nip!
Huh? Huh, huh?
( laughing... )
Help! Gary, help!
Help me!
Oh, merciful Neptune!
I closed the window on my head!
( Patrick laughing ) ( Gary purring )
All right, that's it!
( screams )
( laughing )
Oh, ooh...
Gary, you stop this foolishness right now.
Gary the Snail, answer me when I'm talking to you.
Okay, that's it, mister.
You are coming home with me right this instant!
( grunting )
Say good-bye to Patrick, Gary.
( meows )
Hold it right there, DadMom AngryPants.
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't know.
But I do know Gary knows who he wants to go with.
Now, I suggest you put him down and let him choose.
Fine, but I would like to remind him
who it was that fed him and housed him
and sat at his bedside when he was sick
and massaged his eyestalks
when his eyes were sore!
Okay, Gary, go ahead, show him.
Okay, Gary, come to me!
Come on, come on, Gary!
Come on, come here, Gary.
Oh, uh, wrong way, Gary.
G-Gary, turn around.
Gary, turn around.
Gary, no, Gary, no, no, no.
No, don't do it, Gary.
No, Gary...
Well, well, well...
I guess that answers that question.
So long, SpongeBob.
Gary and me got stuff to do.
Okay, fine!
lf that's the way you want to thank me...
( crying ): for all that I've done.
( sniffling )
I guess you're not coming back, Gary.
( sniffles )
I don't need Gary!
I'll just find another pet.
Yeah, it will be better than Gary.
I'm going to get a pet
who won't go off with my best friend!
( laughing... )
Hi, guys!
( panting )
Say hello to my new pal Rex.
( barks )
Not only is he loyal
but he knows tricks, too.
Watch and learn.
Sit, Rex, sit!
Roll over, Rex, roll over!
Now stay, Rex, stay!
Good boy, Rex.
Who's a good boy?
( Patrick laughs )
( laughing... )
l'm sure glad we went our separate ways, Gary.
A worm really is the pet for me.
So loyal, so trusting!
Always by my side!
( barks )
Who needs worms anyway?
Welcome home, newest best friend.
Come on out, don't be shy.
( giggles )
You remind me of someone I once knew.
A certain someone
whose name will not be mentioned
in this household.
Come on, let me show you around...
Larry.
Meow.
And now, Larry, I present to you... dinnertime!
Ta-dah!
Bon appétit, Larry!
( chuckles )
( sniffing )
( hissing )
Okay... maybe later.
This is where you sleep, Larry.
( snarling )
Uh, that's where I...
( hissing )
( snoring )
I guess you can sleep... there.
I'll sleep down here.
Well, good night, Larry.
( hissing )
( crickets chirping )
( gulls cawing )
( television playing )
Hey, hey, Larry!
Want to hear a joke?
Oh, Gary used to love this one.
( clears throat )
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor!
( laughing )
( hissing )
Don't you get it, Larry?
A... a snailor.
Gosh, Larry sure is different than Gary.
And Gary and Larry are real different than...
Jerry.
Oh, Gary, why did you have to go?
( sobbing ): Why, Gary... why?
Why, why, why, why, why?
( Gary meows )
( gasps )
Gary?
Hey, SpongeBob.
Oh... hello, Patrick.
( meows )
Hello... Gary.
Would it be all right
if Gary and I did some laundry over here?
Laundry?
But we used to do laundry.
And, uh, SpongeBob?
Could we borrow some soap?
Soap? But we used to use soap.
Do you want...
fresh scent or heavy... du...
Here it comes.
Du... du... du... ty!
Gary!
Please come back, Gary!
Please come home!
I'm a wreck without you!
I know!
If you come back
there will be a no-rules rule.
You can do whatever you want when you want.
If you feel like ripping up the sofa, rip it up!
And the litter box?
Forget about it!
The world is your litter box!
And you don't have to wait around
for me to feed you anymore!
24-hour fridge access!
And you don't even have to use a bowl!
I know how much you like
my prized driftwood carving of Squidward.
Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post.
What do you think, Gary? Won't it be fun, Gary?
How pathetic.
Gary...
l'm sorry, SpongeBob, but Gary's with me now.
You had your chance and you failed.
You have to stop living in the past.
Face it, SpongeBob.
You're only hurting yourself.
It's what Gary wants
and what Gary wants, is me.
Right, Gary?
Huh?
He only liked me for my shorts!
No, Patrick!
He wanted the cookie in your pocket!
( meows )
Ga-Ga-Gary?
( burps )
( meows )
Whee!
Aw, Gary, I knew you'd never leave me!
Aw... ( chuckles )
Let's go for a walk, pal.
Gary?
I thought what we had was special...!